Will's Rash Promises

 He we make, for safe keeping, a record of all the rash promises that out favority numpty has made without thought or understanding. May we, the crew of the Longship, bring to swift fruition our side of the bargain, that we might see and enjoy, in all its splendor and glory, the terror of our great captain. All hail the Longship!

A Complete Record of Will's Rash But Wonderful Promises

Derpy Voice Stream
Will Promised that when he makes 1000 subs, he will do an entire stream in his derpy internet voice. He may not stream for a while after that, but it will be great while it lasts. 1,000 subs was reached on September 15, 2021. The promise was fulfilled on September 18, 2021, much to the joy of everyone watching.

Full Time Tweet Writer
Will promised that, if he gets enough money in bits, he will hire somebody to write his going-live tweets.What amount 'enough' is, we don't know, but I'm sure the crew is up to the challenge.

Raft Playthrough
Will promised that when he makes Twitch Partner, he will play Raft on stream. Prepare the sharks.

Derpy Voice ASMR
During his derpy voice stream, thestammeringgamer asked "How much for an A.S.M.R. stream but with this voice?". Will answered "1,000 pounds". Indeed, if you ever needed proof that Will doesn't learn his lessons, this is it.

THE LETTER Playthru

Will promised that when he comes back from PAX he will play THE LETTER.

Let's have some fun making him 'jump' out of his seat *HEHEHEHE* What's gonna happen... I wonder?